Crippled Masters

Pour a little teriyaki sauce on a frozen pizza, bump some Gravedigggaz, and boob up your tube with this Kung-Fu classic.












Lessons learned:
1. Having both your arms cut off produces very little blood.
2. The Chinese possess concentrated acid capable of rendering a man legless.
3:Everybody in China knows kung fu and are measured by their prowess.
4:It is possible to beat someone to death with your ass or humped back.
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