Whats more fun than a bit of mass panic? With the press feverishly fanning the flames of the swine flu "epidemic" I thought I'd jump on board the fear train. Sadly, my biggest fear is color coordinating my swine flu masks with my bike.
I found some masks at the animal holding facility nearby and was overjoyed to find they come in celeste green, just like my sexy rims.
Keep an eye on your friends and neighbors for signs of swine flu (squealing,curly tails or rooting for truffles) and make sure you've got a mask for every outfit and occasion (I need a black one for my tuxedo!).
Ride fast and breath shallow-
12 May 2009
Posted by UPSET MAG at 8:46 AM