My mother might have just had a stroke, we'll find out soon.
NYC downtown artist Agathe Snow has created one of her "Environments" for the Whitney Biannual. Stamina 2008 is a week-long, 24-hour-a-day dance party marathon that is in it's final hours tonight.
Architect and designer Christian Wassmann collaborated with Agathe Snow to create the DJ booth. Peep the crazy DJ lineup for the past week:
Matthew Higgs, Spencer Sweeny, Ben & Manderson, No Ordinary Monkey, Chris Mexican, Meagan & Melanie, DJ spun, A-Ron The Downtown Don, Barr (Car Clutch), Roxy Oxy Cottontail, Free Simon, Run & Tug, Harvey, Rich, Tim & Dan (Philly), Oskar (Sweden), Hanna Liden, Stephane S., Morten, Gardar, Oliver & Dominic (Touch of Class), Julia Burlingham, Shayne (Voguers), Renata & Nicky Castro (Brazil), Theodore Fivel (France), Mark Gonzales, Henry, Adi & Angela (Asfour), Michael Portnoy, Andy Spade, Michal & Shoppy, A.R.E. Weapons, Steven, Aurelie & Boy (France), Adam Brenner (England), Frankie, Paul S., Simon O’Conner, Raina Hamne, Mike Fellows, Matt Creed, Rachel Chandler, Lissy Trullie, Leo Fitzpatrick, Taka, Marcus, Matt Damhave & Brian Degraw, Dash Snow, Jack Walls, Ben Cho, Nate Lowman
March is a month full of birthdays, anniversaries, and celebrations. I mean there is my birthday, CommonSense's, the city of Chicago's, and there is one we as Americans we can celebrate together: It's the 5th year of the war in Iraq! So on Wednesday, March 19 grab a glass of champagne and celebrate with your friends and families. After all next year America will not be able to afford imported items.
Feeling extra gitty? Felling like a real man, a patriot, or maybe a little leader of the world-ish? Head down to the recruitment center, sign up, sign your brother, your sister, heck even your father. Now enlist and be 45 years old. America needs you!
Or you can go to:
END THE WAR NOW!
5th Anniversary of the Iraq War
Mass March & Rally in Chicago
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 - 6 pm
Gather at 6 pm, Federal Plaza (Adams & Dearborn)
Rally, then a Mass March up Michigan Ave. to Washington Square Park (Clark & Delaware)
Call 773-463-0311 for more info or visit the link above.
Chicago's protest in the past 15 years have been made up of pussies and posers, that have gotten nothing done. It's time for everyone that has a problem to take a stand and FIGHT BACK. Fuck the President, straight up eat a dick.
1. So high powered men, like New York's Gov. Eliot Spitzer can continue to fight for ethics reform while cheating on their wives--all without risking criminal prosecution!
2. So we can send prostitutes W-2 forms. Spitzer's escort charged $5000 an hour, nearly $100 a minute, for her services. At 15% tax that's plenty of city flowers that can be planted. Tax them hoes!
3. It lends legitimacy to their real career aspirations. For instance, Spitzer's gal dreamed of making it in the music biz. She might be given more of a chance if she could include on her resume that she was boning the governor.
4. Smarter prostitutes could then form unions, organize health care for their members, and FINALLY get tested for STDs.
I kid. I'm also bothered that Spitzer's wife Silda, tight-lipped and dreary eyed, stood next to him in "support" as he addressed members of the media behind a protective podium the other day. She's doing what dozens of high profile wives have done before her, from Jackie Kennedy to Hilary Clinton. They all took the bullshit. And what happened? Jackie remarried for money and was proclaimed a classic legend of grace and womanhood, while Hilary aspired to be something more and is now criticized for trying to play tough in man's game (even though only a handful of presidents were ever REAL men).
By Smoove Poo
Tonight's episode: CUDDLEFUCK!
After missing out on a booty call the night before, Smoove Poo texts that special someone the following morning...
S.Poo: What's good Buttercup?
S.S.: I'm sobering up (hence the drunken booty call)
S.Poo (being extra smoove): Can I lick ur butt 2day? It's nice outside! (the weather has changed for the better)
S.S.: Dunno...I'm sober now. (People see things in a different light when sober)
S.Poo: I know, let's take a walk and get sm forties, like old times...(Desperation sets)
No answer...
1 hour later.
S.Poo (frusturated): U want me to pop that pussy or what??
(Quick reply) S.S: Y do U have to be so nasty?!? (annoyed)
S.Poo: Im just fucking w/u. we can cuddle and drink beer, and then cuddlefuck.
S.S. Ok.
Que "I'm a Flirt" by R. Kelly... Have a nice day Ya'll!
Tonight in Chicago, at 2nd floor gallery is Observation with Intent., some the absolute illest graffiti writers from Chicago's past and present come together. Photos from Risk's collaboration with Jack will be displayed tonight at the show. 2nd Floor's mission is to provide a gallery for artists in the community without prejudice. This is to be the first of many shows that will feature local artists.
Featured works by Chucho, Chris Silva, Demon, Denz, Dgonc, Flash, Gtek, Jack, K2, Nerd, Nyke, Omens, Poem, Raven, Revise, Risk, Rome, Skol, Solo, Static, Steph, and Zore.
2nd Floor Gallery
903 W.19th Street, Chicago
6pm- midnight
My first job was in telemarketing doing surveys over the telephone. From 14-17 years of age this funded my every activity, which namely was drug addiction and girls. Through 1994-97 any empty place where a janitor had a key and the need to make money there was a rave between the hours of 12p-6a. This included such locales as Chicago's roller-rinks, expo-centers, warehouses, Burger King basements, lofts, and even funeral homes. Every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday I'd get a phone number that lead to a recorded voice relaying a map-point to the night's party. Pot, LSD,ruffies, ecstasy, coke, heroin, meth, glass, ice, and then rehabilitation. The path wasn't downward, instead it was one hell of a roller coaster, filled with pussy and more drugs. We were immortal until we meet death, but that's for another time.
Chicago was the birth place for house. And ghetto-house or bootie-house was it's little bad-ass bastard. WORK IT!
Seel Fresh "Problems"
Serengeti “I don’t know”
Iller Than Theirs "Razor Bumps"
posted by Ghetto P.
1. Your parents were hippies
2. You were a comic book nerd when you were younger
3. Your parents or strange uncle got you into art
4. You are frustrated with the world
5. Your older sister was a writer hoe (mad ill writers would come thru and show you shit)
6. To relieve outside stress
7. You believe art should be made public
8. The normalcy of an ordinary life disturbs you
9. You were born with angst
10. Star Wars
11. You are drunk
12. You dislike authority
13. You just plain old don't give a fuck!
*phone rings*
[Hello, could I speak with, Bushwick Bill?]
Hello, this is Bushwick, motherfucking Bill
[Yes sir, I'm calling to inform you that you have been drafted
into
the United States military]
The Unites States wants me for what? Hahahaha
[Excuse me sir]
Hahaha
[Bushwick?]
Hahaha, yeah yeah yeah, hey what's up?
[You need to contact your nearest recruiting office immeadiatly
please]
I see your not hip to what's happenin'
I don't give a fuck about you and all that bullshit you stressin'
Fuck a war
To explain, let me kick it to you a little something like this:
(Bushwick Bill)
Motherfuck a war, that's how I feel
Sendin' a nigga to a dentist to get killed
Cause two suckas can't agree on something
A thousand motherfuckers died for nothing
You can't pay me to join an army camp
Or any other motherfuckin' military branch
of this United goddman States of this bitch America
Be a soldier, what for?
They puttin' niggas on the front line
But when it comes to gettin' ahead, they put us way behind
I ain't gettin' my leg shot off
While Bush old ass on t.v. playin' golf
But when you come to my house with that draft shit
I'ma shoot your funky ass bitch
A nigga'll die for a broil
But I ain't fightin' behind no gaddamn oil
Against motherfuckas I don't know
Yo Bush! I ain't your damn hoe
The enemy is right here g, them foreigners never did shit me
All of those wasted lives
And only one or two get recognized
But what good is a medal when your dead? tell Uncle Sam I said
chorus x2 (Willie D)
I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president
Fuck fuck fuck a war!!!!!
yes fuck a war, posted by ghetto p.
wanted to post this yesterday, but i got smashed and got chased by the cops.
same ol shit!
Cai Guo-Qiang's Mid Career retrospective: I want to Believe, Cai’s largest installation to date is currently at the Guggenheim.
Flying wolves! It Looks Amazing.
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