By Smoove Poo
Tonight's episode: CUDDLEFUCK!
After missing out on a booty call the night before, Smoove Poo texts that special someone the following morning...
S.Poo: What's good Buttercup?
S.S.: I'm sobering up (hence the drunken booty call)
S.Poo (being extra smoove): Can I lick ur butt 2day? It's nice outside! (the weather has changed for the better)
S.S.: Dunno...I'm sober now. (People see things in a different light when sober)
S.Poo: I know, let's take a walk and get sm forties, like old times...(Desperation sets)
1 hour later.
S.Poo (frusturated): U want me to pop that pussy or what??
(Quick reply) S.S: Y do U have to be so nasty?!? (annoyed)
S.Poo: Im just fucking w/u. we can cuddle and drink beer, and then cuddlefuck.
Que "I'm a Flirt" by R. Kelly... Have a nice day Ya'll!