30 March 2009

Shampow!

You know that kinda shifty-eyed looking microphone-wearing actor from the Shamwow infomercials? Well, he was arrested for beating up a hooker!

Vince Shlomi,, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Via The Smoking Gun

Shlomo "slap chopped" the hell out of the hooker. This is what she looked like after he punched her several times to supposedly fight her off. Sham-Ow.


Both Shlomi and his hooker were arrested for felony aggravated battery, and both had the charges dropped. Slap Your Troubles Away.

1 comment:

Tony said...

I loled.