20 March 2008

Elmo Breaks it Down

Only a crack-team of child molesters could invent something that gets kids to sit and do nothing as well as ELMO LIVE does. Seriously, where does the motivation come from to get children to stop imagining and thinking for themselves. My guess is molesters--who else would want a bunch of dumb kids laying about in their own drool?

Companies need to stop reinventing the TV and create mind-engaging toys/product/activities that challenge and build brainpower otherwise we're in for another lost generation that will turn into scumbags much like myself.

Elmo Live goes on sale nationwide mid-October for around $60. Get ready for fist-fighting parents.

Peep the video: ELMO LIVE

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